Outreach Drag Show/Nature

So! So! I brought you guys a special treat today.

BEHOLD! The Outreach Drag Show!

One of the guys who works at my comic book store is in it - his show name's Kimodo Dragon. ♪


For those too lazy to hit the link, it's on Friday, March 25th, at The Junction (10242 106 ST). Doors open at 7, show'll probably start about 8.





And on to the prompt: Nature!

Naturenaturenature...

Well, when I think "nature", I think of the path I walk to work - it's a well-trodden path, but when it rains, it just turns to CLAY. So when it rains and I work, the hems of my pants are usually quite muddy, to say the least. The city hasn't put a sidewalk there, despite the fact that it's a well-traveled route, not bitter but they did just put a bunch of trees around it. Trees that I'm fairly certain are dying, but regardless...


My second thought would be this @#$%ing crazy crow that stalks me.

Not even kidding. It likes to swoop down on me, going for my head, when I pass by a certain clutch of trees on my way to work. I don't want your nest, stupid bird!
But THEN, when I was taking a different route - clear other side of the lot - it's all like "Hey, I'm gonna chase this chick A BLOCK AND A HALF, and across a crowded street!"
Its only around in the fall, but I'm convinced it's hunting me down. Crazy bird...


My THIRD thought would be Robert Munsch's new book, Moose! (Yes, he's still writing... but they're not nearly as much fun since he's not incredibly high anymore, I find.) Basically, this family owns a farm, and one day this moose is wandering around their farm, and they're all "HOSHIT A MOOSE!" and they spray it with a hose and whatnot to try and make it go away.

And I'm just like "What? A moose isn't that big a deal."

'course, I was raised on an acreage, where mooses aren't common, but they're certainly nothing to write home about. Maybe it's different for people in the city?